The Tale:

The folks at Tica Cabins were great. They were professional, efficient, pleasant to deal with, and patient as I went through the extensive list of our requirements for our Fourth of July getaway. I wanted a cabin on the Toccoa River with a porch overlooking the river. It had to have at least two bedrooms with double beds or larger. I wanted a hot tub large enough for four and a Jacuzzi for two. I wanted a large kitchen, washer/dryer and plenty of space. The "Riverview" had everything I asked for and more.

Much more than I bargained for, actually.

"Bob, I don't know if I can stay here.", said Weave upon entering the "Riverview".

Our friend China, prone to understatement, added, "It is a bit much."

Jed stared in disbelief and quipped, "It looks like it was decorated by my grandmother on acid."

I merely stared in disbelief.